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Hello, My name is Donald Trump and I’ve come from the mirror universe to say I’m very, very sorry. (For those of you not familiar with the mirror universe, here’s the short version: the mirror universe is almost exactly like the one in which you live. We have the same history, the same people, for the most part. Whoever you are there’s someone here who looks exactly like you. But whatever personality type you are, they are the opposite. If you are brave, they are weak. If you are strong, they are weak. If you are intelligent, they are a moron.)
Which brings me to the purpose of my message. Please forgive me for appearing to brag. Generally I’m reticent to “blow my own horn”, but it’s important for your universe to understand just why I feel responsible for your version of Donald Trump.
If I am to be considered to successful, I can only point to having two loving and supportive parents. They gave me the tools to become whatever I am. They taught me to value the truth above all else, but not at the expense of other people. They taught me to always do my best and to also help anyone around me who might be struggling. They taught me that great wealth equals great responsibility.
Those lessons served me well, in business and my personal life. The business’s I started all did very well, both financially and in a much more important way: they helped people. They helped the people that worked for me and the clients we supported. But please understand, the staff of all my business’s are simply the best. I give them the tools and resources and they make the magic. Their devotion to each other, our clients, and to the business humbles me, and shows me how amazing people can be.
At different times friends, family, and co-workers have tried to push me towards public office. I resisted, as I didn’t feel my talents were up to the challenge.
In 2014, I finally relented and agreed to run for President of the ASA (Allied States of America). Realizing the great responsibility, I started building a team that reflected the values and standards that my family had taught me.
We were very fortunate and won the election. Now the real work began.
Our goals were challenging to say the least: End hunger in the ASA. End homelessness. End bigotry and prejudice. End poverty. Make sure every child born in our great country came into a world where they were safe, warm, all physical needs provided, and most importantly, loved.
We made great strides in my four year term, but it was my team that made all the good things happened. They made me so very proud.
But we were not able to accomplish everything we had wanted. To me, this made it clear that I was not the right person to lead the ASA into the future. I didn’t run for a second term.
I settled into retirement and fully expected to live out the rest of my years in peace. Having the opportunity to devote myself to my hobby, dimensional physics and advanced quantum mechanics. Time travel had been perfected some years ago, so that wasn’t the challenge. The challenge was to create a stable portal to another dimension.
It took 10 years but the project was successful. I asked some physics and engineering buddies to take my plans for the DP (Dimensional Portal) and make it a reality. They did just that.
Last year we made our inaugural trip between universes. Lots were drawn and my good friend Julie Love drew the lucky ticket.
The DP was configured and everything was ready. Julie stepped through the portal and was gone.
The portal allowed her 24 hours before returning. To our surprise she returned in three hours. As she stepped through the portal it was very obvious that something had gone terribly wrong. Julie was crying, wracked with convulsive sobbing. We did what we could to calm her.
When she could talk, she told us of the horrors she had seen. In that universe, (your universe) bigotry and sexism was rampant and actually seem to have governmental support. Homelessness, poverty, all the darkness that my universe had banished with the light of human compassion eclipsed the entire planet in hopelessness.
And at the center of it was me. This was all my doing. Yes, I realize that your Donald Trump isn’t me. But in him I could see many, many similarities.
It made me so very ashamed. Ashamed that anyone with the name Trump could stoop to do such things.
Shortly, we will begin to disassemble the DP. There’s nothing in your universe for our people except a grim reminder of what might have happened. But before we do, we needed to send this message. It not much, but it’s what we can do.
I’m asking your forgiveness for all the terrible things my team (as they exist in your world) has done to produce such horrible conditions.
For myself I ask no such forgiveness. If the Trump in your world is incapable of admitting failure, I will admit it for him.
I’ve failed you. All of you.
I’m sorry.
I will leave you with this one potentially bright spot; there is always hope. As long as some people in your America value the truth, compassion, and love, there is always hope.
This is something you CAN do. I’ve seen broken people rise up and become so much more than they thought they could be.
You can do that. All of you. You only have to believe and work a little every day to make things better in your area.
The same way I believe in the infinite potential of my people, I believe in you.
Parents Rejoice! The PERFECT role model for your children has arrived!
Making sure your children have an edge in this world is more important than ever. Choosing a role model for your kids is critical to giving them this edge. How lucky we are that we now have the absolutely perfect role model for your young leader, regardless of Sex! Let’s take a look at our glorious leader’s PERFECT behavioral patterns:
Pathological Liar\Delusional – In today’s world the truth is determined by who can yell the loudest and the longest. Don’t let your kids get held back by “bad grades” and “irresponsible behavior”. We know these are libtard words for “Creative Thinking” and “Working Outside The Box”. These are the cornerstones on which your child can build a future. There’s no need to worry about good grades, indeed, education is the least important thing in the development of a future leader. Make sure your young leader can convincingly lie and you’re halfway there! Encourage your child to think of themselves as better than others, even if the “facts” would suggest otherwise. Make sure your child knows that all reality bends to their desires and always will.
Thin Skinned\Profound Insensitivity – Teach your little leader that they should expect nothing less than exceptional praise and outright adoration from everyone they meet (regardless of that “person’s” value.) Anything less should be met with the most scathing and brutal of attacks. Anyone exhibiting such dangerous opinions will respond positively to the most aggressive and hostile personal attacks. Teach them that others will appreciate the hate and vitriol they use to bring them back in line. Remind your Caesar\Cleopatra that other “people” aren’t like them and don’t really have feelings.
Narcissism is Neat! – Remind your future king\queen that image is everything and nothing else matters. Your future God\Goddess will be the Perfect Example of the pinnacle of physical, mental, and emotional development. (This is fundamentally true regardless of any outdated standards to which others may adhere.) Your child is far too elite to accept the outdated standards of others. Your child is the very MANIFESTATION of perfection! Anyone who does not immediately recognize this should be corrected swiftly and appropriately.
Fairness, competency, and integrity, are concepts to be left in the dust by the leaders of tomorrow – Make sure your young Lord\Lady knows that what they want at any given moment is the most important issue in the universe This may confuse “others” and they may even show some resistance to this fundamental concept. Again, sub-persons such as this must be attacked and corrected using whatever means necessary. Your child has no need for the outdated concept of “fair”. Fair can only be defined as what is best for your child. No other definition is appropriate. “Competency” is an idea for sub-persons as your child is fundamentally competent, as everything they do is perfect in every way. Integrity is of course, irrelevant as your little leader exudes the actual manifestation of truth with every word, action, or deed. Everything they do is, by definition, Absolutely True and Perfect.
Using these guidelines will ensure that your little Tyrant will be well on their way to becoming our next Perfect Dictator Of All Time!
In which out idiot-in-chief embarrasses himself, the Russians, and all Americans with his middle-school mentality.
According to the NY Times, “President Trump told Russian officials in the Oval Office this month that firing the F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, had relieved “great pressure” on him.”
Trump dazzled the officials with his mastery of tact by (allegedly) saying “I just fired the head of the F.B.I. He was crazy, a real nut job,”.
Yeah.
He then went on to say “I faced great pressure because of Russia. That’s taken off.” and “I’m not under investigation.”
Let that sink in a moment.
Let’s recap:
Trump calls the former F.B.I. head “crazy” and “a real nut job”
Trump tells the Russians he was under great pressure
Trump says firing Comey relieved that pressure
Trump says he’s no longer under investigation.
How does any of this make sense? There’s only one scenario where it might; Trump thinks the Russians are as stupid and clueless as he is.
Somehow he thinks that the Russians don’t read, only watch Fox news, and live in Trumpland where everything Trump says is true.
Obstruction: a thing that impedes or prevents passage or progress; an obstacle or blockage.
Trump directly asked Mr. Comey to end the investigation on Flynn, according to an associate of Mr. Comeys.
That’s a pretty fair definition of obstruction. One would actually be hard pressed to state a better one.
Comey declined of course, and one can only imagine what must have been going through his mind; “Does Trump have any idea what he’s doing?”
Of course that’s the question every reasonably intelligent person has been asking for a long time. Trump has displayed none of the behaviors, principles, and attitudes that Americans expect in a President and many, if not all, of the actions of someone blindly attempting to claw their way out of a very deep hole, a hole they dug.
The House Oversight Committee has sent a letter to the F.B.I. asking for all information on any conversations between Mr. Comey and Trump. We can only hope such records exit.
As unreal and disgusting as Trump’s actions are, they aren’t really that surprising. Trump has made his ignorance, arrogance, untruthful nature, and stupidity apparent long before any vote was cast. But the real kicker is the silence from the Republican party.
One would hope that some Republican would stand up and say “enough”.
This is Trump threatening Mr. Comey with obviously contradictory documentary evidence if\when Mr. Comey “leaks” to the press any information that’s obviously going to be nothing but a bunch of “fake news”\total fabrications to the “Enemy of the people” lying bunch of liberal media fake news purveyors. I think I have that right. It’s hard to decipher Trump’s mindless blathering.
This tweet actually provides a fascinating look inside Trump’s thinking. He’s made several statements to the effect that Mr. Comey told him on three separate occasions that the FBI was not investigating Mr. Trump. I’ll let it slide that practically everyone who knows Mr. Comey and\or is familiar with how the FBI generally works has said it’s highly unlikely\practically impossible that Mr. Comey would make any comment to anyone outside the FBI on an ongoing investigation. I’ll take Trump at his word (don’t get used to that) that Mr. Comey did in fact say that.
The insight from this tweet is that Trump thinks everyone thinks and behaves just like he does. That is to say he thinks everyone lies most of the time. And in all fairness, maybe everyone he knows does. He values loyalty above everything, even above honesty. Trump seems to put zero value in honesty at all. He’s made zero effort to be honest or even consistent with his frequent fabrications.
I don’t understand Trump. I’m happy to say I’ve never met anyone who is as uninterested in objective truth as he appears to be. But what’s even harder to understand is just how much bull shit his supporters appear to be willing to lap up.
Why? I’d really like to know why. I understand if someone voted for Trump because he spoke to their needs. But how can anyone look at his actions as president and not see him for the liar he is? I really don’t know how anyone could. Please explain.
I’m waiting.
MORE INFO: So now it becomes clearer on why Trump tweeted this. It seems that various news outlets had stories with info from the “very good dinner” in January that (according to Trump) Mr. Comey requested. These sources (more than one) said that their records show that Trump requested the dinner and that Mr. Comey was reluctant to accept the invitation. He did as he felt he couldn’t really refuse. Mr. Comey said after the dinner that Trump had flat out asked for his loyalty. He didn’t ask him to do a good job, to be honest, or to be fair, He just wanted his loyalty. Mr. Comey said he couldn’t promise to be loyal but he could promise to be honest. Trump wasn’t too happy about this. And no, at no time did he tell Trump he wasn’t under investigation. Please note, the sources for this information do NOT include Mr. Comey. Unlike Trump, he is reluctant to say anything about the dinner to the press.
Trump see the stories and immediately thinks that Mr. Comey is trying to point out Trump’s pathetic lies. So he threatens him. The incredible irony here is that if there are “tapes” of the dinner, they would simply show Trump to be the liar that he is. He will never release the “tapes” but will continue to refer to them as proof, just as he has with the non-existent “proof” that President Obama tapped his phones.
Think how funny this would be if the liar in question wasn’t the POTUS.
Again, I welcome any insight as to how anyone can watch this circus and continue to think Trump is anything but a pathetic, needy, liar.
Please enlighten me.
EVEN MORE INFORMATION!; Sources provide more detail about the dinner and to Mr. Comey’s reaction to Trumps threat. They say Trump specifically asked for “an oath of loyalty” from Mr. Comey. They also say that Mr. Comey has specifically said he’s not at all worried about the existence of any “tapes” of the dinner or the conversation. They say he said he’s completely comfortable with anything the “tapes” might contain.
And this goes right along with why Trump thought the existence of such “tapes” would frighten Mr. Comey. In Trump’s mind, the existence of any documentary information of any of his conversations is terrifying as he never tells the same story twice. He’s been quoted as saying this is because he’s “too busy to be accurate.” These are his very words.
I’m still waiting for a Trump supporter to enlighten me how any of his actions make any sense at all. I’m willing to listen.
