Tag: politics

Hello, I’m the real Donald J. Trump

The real Donald J. Trump
The Real Donald J. Trump

Please ignore the previous post. It was made by some communist pedophile sex deviate dumbocrat trying to make me look bad. But joke’s on them nobody can make me look bad because I am so perfect.

My followers know that I am perfect and have always been perfect. I am a perfect husband and father. My super hot wife melania tells me how perfect I am all the time. She is always saying to me “Oh Donald J. Trump you are the most perfect husband ever. I am so lucky that you married me! Thank you so much for marrying me perfect Donald J. Trump! Thank you thank you thank you!”

Donald J. Trump and melania
Donald J. Trump and melania

Here is a picture of me, Donald J. Trump and my super hot wife Melania. She loves me more that anything else. She has told me many times that she loves me more than anything else in the universe. This is easy to understand as I look just as good as I did in my 20’s and I am a master at sex. When we have sex she tells me over and over again just how wonderful it was. Several times when we had sex she had to go to the hospital because she just couldn’t stop having orgasms.

I am also a perfect father, all my children are perfect and they all owe everything to me. I made them what they are and they are all super hot and super rich.

Perfect kids of Donald J. Trump
Perfect kids of Donald J. Trump

Here you can see how perfect all my kids are. This picture is actually wrong because I’m much taller than melania or my kids. I’m very tall.

Perfect President Donald J. Trump
Perfect President Donald J. Trump

I am the best President in all history the very best. No one is better than me that includes all presidents in all world history. I am the first perfect president and everyone know that. Every time I meet a new person the first thing they say is “Oh president Donald J. Trump! I love you more than anything else!! You are the best president of all time! We want you to be president forever! Please, please, please be president forever!”

Worst president of all time muslim obama
Worst president of all time muslim obama

This is the worst president of all time he could not even pronounce a lot of the words that presidents need to say. He is so dumb. He is the dumbest president ever. I am the smartest president ever. People always say to me “Oh perfect president Donald J. Trump, you are the smartest president ever you are the smartest man ever! Please stay president forever! We need you forever!”

So now I hope you understand how the mirror universe is not a real thing. If it was a real thing I would know all about it because I am the smartest person ever. I know all science and science things. Nobody knows more about science than I do. All the other people doing science are dumb compared to me. If there was a mirror universe I would have figured out how to buy it a long time ago. Probably when I was a kid. I was the smartest kid ever. Even as a kid I was smarter than all the science people. All my teachers said to me “Oh Donald J. Trump, even as a kid you are the smartest person ever! You are so much smarter than all your teachers. Thank you thank you for teaching us teachers how to be smart!”

So now you know that I am the very best at everything. I promise you that I will be president forever. I am also immortal that means I will never age or get sick or die. I will never die. I will be president forever. I will do this for all the people in America because all the people of America know that I am the best president ever. I will be president forever because all the people in America love me more than anything else in their lives.

Thank you for your support. I will continue to be perfect.

The Real Donald J. Trump.

Donald Trump: Today’s Role Model

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Parents Rejoice! The PERFECT role model for your children has arrived!

Making sure your children have an edge in this world is more important than ever. Choosing a role model for your kids is critical to giving them this edge.  How lucky we are that we now have the absolutely perfect role model for your young leader, regardless of Sex! Let’s take a look at our glorious leader’s PERFECT behavioral patterns:

  • Pathological Liar\Delusional – In today’s world the truth is determined by who can yell the loudest and the longest. Don’t let your kids get held back by “bad grades” and “irresponsible behavior”. We know these are libtard words for “Creative Thinking” and “Working Outside The Box”.  These are the cornerstones on which your child can build a future. There’s no need to worry about good grades, indeed, education is the least important thing in the development of a future leader. Make sure your young leader can convincingly lie and you’re halfway there!  Encourage your child to think of themselves as better than others, even if the “facts” would suggest otherwise. Make sure your child knows that all reality bends to their desires and always will.
  • Thin Skinned\Profound Insensitivity – Teach your little leader that they should expect nothing less than exceptional praise and outright adoration from everyone they meet (regardless of that “person’s” value.) Anything less should be met with the most scathing and brutal of attacks. Anyone exhibiting such dangerous opinions will respond positively to the most aggressive and hostile personal attacks.  Teach them that others will appreciate the hate and vitriol they use to bring them back in line. Remind your Caesar\Cleopatra that other “people” aren’t like them and don’t really have feelings.
  •   Narcissism is Neat! – Remind your future king\queen that image is everything and nothing else matters. Your future God\Goddess will be the Perfect Example of the  pinnacle of physical, mental, and emotional development.  (This is fundamentally true regardless of any outdated standards to which others may adhere.) Your child is far too elite to accept the outdated standards of others. Your child is the very MANIFESTATION of perfection! Anyone who does not immediately recognize this should be corrected swiftly and appropriately.
  • Fairness, competency,  and integrity, are concepts to be left in the dust by the leaders of tomorrow – Make sure your young Lord\Lady knows that what they want at any given moment is the most important issue in the universe  This may confuse “others” and they may even show some resistance to this fundamental concept. Again, sub-persons such as this must be attacked and corrected using whatever means necessary. Your child has no need for the outdated concept of “fair”.  Fair can only be defined as what is best for your child.  No other definition is appropriate. “Competency” is an idea for sub-persons as your child is fundamentally competent, as everything they do is perfect in every way. Integrity is of course, irrelevant as your little leader exudes the actual manifestation of truth with every word, action, or deed.  Everything they do is, by definition, Absolutely True and Perfect.

Using these guidelines will ensure that your little Tyrant will be well on their way to becoming our next Perfect Dictator Of All Time!

The World That Never Was.

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Have you figured it out?  The world I mean.  Maybe you haven’t.  If so, sorry for the spoiler.

You see the world we were taught about, the dreams we were given, the instruction, the rules….

All of it is bullshit.

The world we were told about never existed.

Not for most of us.

We are told that anything is possible if we are willing to work hard.

That is a total lie.

We are all born into different situations with different advantages and disadvantages.

The issue is that some are born with practically every advantage and some with practically every disadvantage.

That’s hardly fair.

But see, that’s the point.  Life isn’t fair. Not by any stretch of the imagination.

Want to succeed in the US today?

No problem!

Just be born rich, white, and male.

You’ll be on your way!

(Otherwise, you might want to temper your life expectations.)

So let’s assume you’ve succeeded in being born rich, male, and white.

Now all you have to do is work hard and you’ll make it!

You’ll need to be smart, honest, and loyal.

Bullshit.

None of that shit is important.

Why?  Politics.

Not the GOP and Democrat political bullshit (not yet, important, but we’ll get to that.)

Office Politics.

All you need to do  is suck up to the right person or persons.

Hyperbole?  Perhaps, but not by much.

I don’t know if everyone comes to the same realization that I did: that the reality of which I was taught, by parents, teachers, professors, practically every authority figure actually never existed.

You know what I’m talking about.  Study hard, work hard, do your best and the world will take care of you.

Bullshit.

This country is made for the rich, by the rich. They control everything, including you.

And good luck if you don’t like it.

The GOP has one goal: To promote a two-class system.  That system consists of the ruling class; rich, white, and mostly male. And the wage-slave race; eternally poor.

The Democrats have one goal: To oppose whatever the GOP promotes, at least on the surface. Their true goal is simply to stay in power.

Have a nice day.