There Once Was A Little Girl: Becky Saves The Day

There once was a girl...
Eat freedom Nazi pig!

Becky’s story is very simple. At 13 life shat on her one time too many.

When faced with such soul crushing trauma at any age most people would curl into a fetal position, shut down, and wait for death.

But Becky had one thing most people don’t have; the rage of every patronized, downtrodden, marginalized, trivialized, and ignored woman who ever lived.

And this glorious and fantastic rage exploded in a fury that could not be contained only tenuously controlled.

And the Nazi thugs learned a final lesson: Never piss off a teenage girl.

Someone's going to die badly and their name is Nazi.

“Becky” 2020 marked our introduction to a young woman cursed\gifted with generational rage. It’s the rage we all share when faced with the casual cruelty of everyday life. Becky’s rage simmers beneath the surface and manifests with the same teenage anti-social behavior we’ve all felt.

But when life’s casual cruelty morphs into murderous menace, the pent up rage explodes and Becky begins to run.

But she does not run away from the existential threat.

She runs towards it, not with training, guns, superior strength, or any of the tired resources used by every other generic “hero”.

Her infinite and inexhaustible weapons are determination and will. She has already lost everything and now demands payback.

Payback in the brilliantly violent destruction of her enemies.

Sixteen, Scary, Steadfast, and Sanguine

“The Wrath of Becky” 2023 finds Becky finally realizing a peaceful existence in the home of a woman who understands her rage, pain, and loss.

But again the mindless violent evil of Nazi blindness randomly destroys her peace and releases her rage.

And she kicks the living hell out of every pathetic fool who has wronged her.

Stare upon me Nazi scum and feel you life run like water through my fingers.

“The Last Temptation of Becky” 2026 finds Becky incredulously working for the CIA as a field agent, albeit a field agent prone to explosive violence.

But Nazi’s are never far behind and at last Becky is allowed to unleash her righteous rage onto the very heart of thuggish violence.

And thuggish violence never had a chance.

Goodbye Corrupt, Venal, and Completely Self-Serving

Goodbye Corrupt Creep Abbot
Texas Says “Goodbye Corrupt Creep Abbott
Goodbye Putrid Criminal Paxton
Texas says “Get ready for prison Pathetic Putrid Paxton”

Texas has begun to clean house in the most satisfying way possible: by tossing out two pathetic pools of the most putrid piss imaginable.

Hell has a special place reserved for two of the most corrupt and destructive shit bags to ever hold public office.

Rejoice Texas, you’ve already made the state 1000% more respectable.

Next up in two years: The moral black hole known as Ted Cruz, the most hated person in the US senate should start to look for a job as a third-rate used car salesman.

Goodbye Stupid

Goodbye Stupid
Let’s say goodbye to the dumbest president ever

When the election dust settles and all the illegal efforts of this group of clueless thugs have been quashed, the handwriting will be on the wall: Goodbye to the worst thing that’s ever happened to the USA.

Sure, it won’t actually happen till the lying GOP crooks are dumped from congress and the senate, but when they are in the shit pile where they belong, job one will be to impeach this brainless sack of horse dung and send him back to Florida.

There he will scream about how he actually won and every rational person will laugh at his stupidity.

Goodbye Stupid, don’t let the door hit your leaking, massive ass on your way out.